Friday, October 15, 2010

Owen Says,,,

Well, as promised - Here are my "Owenisms" for the month...

- Owen's two favorite things...plastic shorts (gym shorts) and jiggy jog pants (sweatpants.)

 ‎- "mom, i'm gonna get dressed now, but I am NOT going to wear underwear today - b/c it's not sunday."

 ‎- "mommy! i just burped in my pants! that's funny!"

 - after passing an obscene amount of gas out of his hiney - i look at Owen with a bewildered look on my face to which he replies "it's ok mommy, that just means I had A LOT of pressure in my belly just now!"

 ‎"Livvie, daddy's gonna go see Mrs. Sippy this week" (nathan went to Mississippi)

"mom, are you downstairs, pocahontamus?"

‎"mommy...when i drink soda it's so so so spicy! It makes my eyes sparkly!"

"owen, you don't say no to mommy, that's disrespectful" ..."well, actually mom, sometimes I do say no, like i just did to you." :)

 

6 comments:

Alicia said...

HILARIOUS! I especially like his matter-of-fact retelling of when he does indeed say no. :) And undies only on Sunday, that's awesome. :) Gotta love boys -- I often have to put Clive sans undies because I don't have any clean/dry ones for him to wear.

Momma Rae and the Deputy said...

seriously i love this kind of stuff!! i miss the ole Kids say the darndest things shows...

kellyH said...

oh my word. that kid is TOO funny!!

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Mary Ann said...

Haha! Heehee! Thanks for a much needed Monday morning laugh! :-)

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